Girls guide for the modern diva Girls guide for the modern diva I swear by Almighty God To do my duty for Queen and Country So fasten your seat-belts, enjoy the ride I'll be your hostess, this is the girls guide All you gotta do to be a real diva Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat Of a limousine This is the cut-out-and-keep, read-it-and-weep Guide for the real diva Speeding through the night You don't need to watch the stars Speeding through the night You don't need to watch the stars Our Father, who art in heaven Give us this day our daily tension I promise to the Lord Above To be your one true, unrequited love All you gotta do to be a real diva Is stylise, mythologise Re-write your history Crush any fool who has the nerve to say They used to know you Speeding through the night You don't need to watch the stars Speeding through the night You don't need to watch the stars Stars, ah, ah,ah Stars, ah, ah,ah Stars, ah, ah,ah Stars, ah, ah,ah This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) Our Father, who art in heaven Don't take the credit - I'm my own creation My jealous God here's some advice for you You're not on the list? Get to the back of the queue So now you know how to be a real diva Is sit in silence, dripping diamonds in the back seat Of a limousine This is the first complete, eat-sleep-and-drink Guide for the real diva Speeding through the night You don't need to watch the stars Speeding through the night You don't need to watch the stars Stars, ah, ah,ah Stars, ah, ah,ah Stars, ah, ah,ah Stars, ah, ah,ah This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) This is the guide, this is the girls guide (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah) Girls guide for the modern diva (Ah, ah, ah)