A rainy afternoon Spent in the warmest room She lay before me and said Yes it's true that I have seen some naked men As she made for the door Leaving me on the floor I wish I'd done biology For an urge within me wanted to do it then And here she comes again And I'm sitting on my hands And she sings to me that siren song Here she comes again and I'm biting my lip But it won't be long As Brother Barry said As he married Marion The wife has three great attributes Intelligence, a Swiss army knife and charm But that's not enough sometimes And she did speak her mind And told them all that she believed The only way to disarm is to disarm I know people whose idea of fun Is throwing stones in the river in the afternoon sun Oh let me be as free as them Don't let her pass this way again Though you cannot be blamed But I've become inflamed With thoughts of lust and thoughts of power Thoughts of love and thoughts of Chairman Mao We have such little time At your place or mine I can't wait till we take our blood tests Oh baby let's take our blood tests now