Not enough answers to too many questions But guns are the last things we need So we better watch the news For we all have minds to feed For the latest in monsters, a word from our sponsors I write to the weather map guy Who doesn’t have much hair But he’s got a matching tie Put the cat out and take off the phone And leave a light on for the last one home We’re all a part of God’s great mistake The problem in the plan We’re all a part of God’s great mistake We get home if we can There’s a police car parked outside a schoolyard Take home the law in a tin Are they keeping bad guys out Are they keeping bad guys in Put the cat out and take off the phone And leave a light on for the last one home We’re all a part of God’s great mistake The problem in the plan We’re all a part of God’s great mistake We get home if we can I believe that democracy is meant to keep us free I believe that Jesus Christ is who he’s meant to be I believe a living Elvis will soon appear on my TV Put the cat out and take off the phone Leave a light on for the last one home We’re all a part of God’s great mistake The problem in the plan We’re all a part of God’s great mistake We get home if we can We’re all a part of God’s great mistake The problem in the plan We’re all a part of God’s great mistake We get home if we can