E7
   Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
   shaves in the dark trying to save paper
   H7
   sleeps in a hole in the road
   D7
   saving up to buy some clothes
   H7
   keeps a ten bob note up his nose
          E        C
   such a mean old man
   H7     E        C  H7
   such a mean old man.
   
   His sister Pam works in a shop
   she never stops she's a go better
   takes him out to look at the queen
   only place that he's ever been
   always shouts out something obscene
   such a dirty old man
   dirty old man.