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1. I read the news today oh boy
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about a lucky man who made the grade
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and though the news was rather sad
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well I just had to laugh
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I saw the photograph.
2. He blew his mind out in a car
he didn't notice that the lights had changed
a crowd of people stood and stared
they'd seen his face before
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nobody was really sure
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if he was from the House of lords.
3. I saw a film today oh boy
the English army had just won the war
a crowd of people turned away
but I just had to look
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having read the book
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I'd love to turn you on.
4. Woke up fell out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
made the bus in seconds flat
found my way upstairs and had a smoke
somebody spoke and I went into a dream.
5. I read the news today oh boy
four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire
and though the holes were rather small
they had to count them all
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now they know how many holes it takes
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to fill the Albert Hall
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I'd love to turn you on.
