[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] Most of my songs are about Being obsessed with sex and hot dudes And since I look like I'm twelve it's creepy when I show off my boobs I broke into this guy's house Cos I'm totally obsessed with him Can't keep my hands to myself Got to touch everything owned by him Oh-oh I touch his shirts and his dockers Because I'm a crazy stalker And his socks, his shoes, and all his ties I know if I touch everything He'll have no choice but to love me Like his brush, his floss, and his nail file Can't keep my hands to myself [Jessica Lesaca (Maid):] Hey you! What the hell? Who are you what is your deal? I like how that feels [Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] I have to touch all his foods And this oven used for cooking it That doesn't feel very good [Ben Loescher (Chef):] Wow Selena you are dumb as shit [Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] Selena! What are you doin in my house? I thought I told you to stay out Also why are you fondling my ice? [Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] Justin my dear I still love you So I decided to stalk you! And touching you things it feels so nice [Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] Well keep your hands to yourself! [Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] No stop what the hell? [Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] What's going on? [Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] I can't tell Can't control myself [Bart Baker (Justin Bieber):] Your hands are under some spell Like they have minds of themselves It must be demons from hell! Evil time to be expelled! [Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):] Can't keep my hands to myself