Finally somewhere in the country A beautiful house and a beautiful wife Two daughters and a chimney And a little smog in the garden of my life Will make us feel at home like a family Like back in the city where the building are ugly But the girls are pretty and the men are lovely But they have no horses to ride on No clout, no shame No fields to lie down in, in the hot sunny rain I don't know why I feel this way But I know I wanna be making hay In the country, yes I love my country And I hope she loves me too You don't know you're born If you've never mowed your lawn Go out and make a salad With your own sweet corn If you wanna hear some beautiful bull Shake my Daisy by the horn She's that cow sitting by the pond Licking up some frog spawn It's the caviar of the country It's the caviar of my life Is the centre and the soul of my existence