If you're a pitcher of water, I'm the kitchen floor
A few slippery fingers and I'm all yours
If you're a pool, I'm a reckless kid running on the tile
Confident that I won't fall in, then slipping every time
Wet grass, don't sit
Wet dog, don't sniff
Wet floor, don't slip
Wet paint, don't stick
Whatever you are
I'm covered in it
Doing my best to stay dry
But everything's wet
Wet, wet, wet
Wet, wet, wet
They say there's not been a storm this bad since '85
I opened up my front door and you rushed inside
Tried everything that I've ever heard to keep the flooding out
Sandbags didn't work, I ruined every towel in my house
Wet grass, don't sit
Wet dog, don't sniff
Wet floor, don't slip
Wet paint, don't stick
Whatever you are
I'm covered in it
Doing my best to stay dry
But everything's wet
Wet, wet, wet
Wet, wet, wet
Wet, wet, wet
Doing my best to stay dry
But everything's...
Dip my toes in, watch you go in
Want all of it, yeah, I want in
Take off my T-shirt and leave it with yours
I'm coming back in the morning
Whatever you are, I'm covered in it
Doing my best to stay dry
Everything's wet
Wet
