Good evening officer - how ya doin' Ain't it a mighty fine night What's that you're saying' I didn't quite catch it Clocked me at 95? What's that you got there - a breathalizer? Say I was swervin' lanes? Before I take a puff and you slap on the cuffs Just hold on and I'll explain Love made me do it That's all there is to do Don't blame me It ain't my responsibility Well love made me do it Talked me into it Thought it ain't much use I got a good excuse Love love love Made me do it Good evenin', honey - you won't believe it There seems to be a big mistake What's that you're sayin'- it's 2:30? How come you're still awake? Well anyway, now - me and the fellas Were discussin'where I needed to go Soke kinda late-night place to get your birthday cake And I was in a rush to get back home Hey, your honor - how ya' doin' Ever have one of those nights? What's that your sayin' - no, you haven't? Wll'you must be livin' right Don't mean to be so - disrespectful But I must disagree Before you send me down to thirty days downtown It didn't have a thing to to with me