y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay (4x) you volunteer for charity work-you're gay you care about the environment-you're gay you're a ballet dancer-you're gay you're a cake decorator-you're gay you subscribe to honcho-you're gay you go to fashion shows-you're gay you love playing hacky sack-you're gay you go to poetry readings-you're gay y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay