powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt bribes in your pocket, you never do any work you fat f**king slob you just sit in a car until you get off work then it's back to the bar you f**king pig-pig you're a f**king cop-cop (4x) you never catch any crooks but harass everyone else your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a nigger you're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city you broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so f**king fat [chorus]