I know this guy named Howard Wulkan,
he is really bald.
He has no hair on his head,
that's because he's bald.

Howard Wulkan 
He be working at .......... He used to work some place else.
He looks like that guy from ..........
and he's bald.

Howard Wulkan 
That man is really bald,
He looks like ..........
He could really shave his head off.
ROCK ON BROTHER!

Howard Wulkan 
.............
I'm not only the hairclub president,
I'm also client