I know this guy named Howard,
and he's bald.
And he's got a goatie,
but not on his head.
He's a really bald guy,
bald as bald can get.
And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan,
is bald to the bone.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b-b bald.
Bald to the bone.