He listens to the fucking smiths
He's got a mustache
He wears a trenchcoat
He's got a mustache
He wears black tights
He writes poetry
He wears black lipstick
under his mustache

He's got a rollercoaster haircut
He dyes it jet black
When his hair is really brown
Just like his mustache
he wants to be Robert Smith
But with a mustache
He's a fucking art fag
He's got a mustache