It's the morning of April 6, 1994 Allan wakes up at 10 a.m. He lights a cigarette, rolls out of bed, and does forty pushups He brushes his teeth, walks downstairs to the kitchen And makes instant coffee with a piece of buttered toast With breakfast in hand, Allan walks outside and down his driveway To the front gate to say good morning to the security guards Pauly and Rocko, and asks about the mail Pauly ([?]) Rocko (Alright, Mr. Rayman?) Any mail today? Couple letters, an envelope we found outside the front gate What was in it? A tape, along with a letter We checked it out, everything's fine, boss Let me see that Thanks, fellas Of course Enjoy your day, Mr. Rayman "Dear Allan, I am your biggest fan Enclosed is a picture of my big, beautiful tits No, but really, I had to start with something horny like that to get your attention" It's a tape, a demo Cool #1 Girl Well, let's listen to it