She was a beauty queen with ADD 
She says that she forgets the day that I met her 
Was just another of her casualties 
Temporary 'til she found something better 
Oh brother 
There goes another 
My mother she just sits up and cries: 

"Hang on, Hang on 
Everything is all right 
You know who loves you 
Hang on, Hang on 
Everything is OK 
No, she wasn't worth it anyway" 

She was a dizzy dish of cool khaki 
But the gap inside her head was offensive 
There was another from a Seinfield scene 
Well her manly hands were far too aggressive 
No worry, 
What's all the hurry 
My mother she just sits up and cries:

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