Nobody likes me It's all my fault Nobody likes me Nobody likes me Oh yes we all like you We like you a lot Yes we all like you Yes we all like you I never get a letter We have no time Never ever get a call from you We have no dime Oh yes you do Oh no we don't Oh no we don't Oh yes you do Oh no we don't Yes! No! Yes! No! Never call, never write Yes I do always try Make me cry all the night Sorry I made you cry Make me sad, Make me mad Tell me true, what can I do? Way too late can't can't make up All the hate has built up Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah Right we all like you We like you a lot We like all your family We like your dog Spot Even Spot? Yes