Be an Arab, Be a Jew
Be a boxing kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
I don't care
Be a bleeder, Be a Cancer
A hemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
Oooh... What a pair
He's a model citizen
“I think I've got them fooled them again”
He's an ultra-sweety guy
“And a master of disguise”
He's a model citizen
“Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizen”
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American
I'm a hostage in a city of creeps
They've got mercenary guards
That watch me sleep
They'd like to kill me slow
Bury me deep
In the heart of Texas
I'm a martyr, I'm a sadist
I might be the Savior here to save us
I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually
He's a model citizen
“I think I've got them fooled again”
He's an ultra-sweety guy
“I won't let down my disguise”
He's a model citizen
“Just keep believing that my friends
I'm a model citizen”
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm a model citizen
I'm an all American
