I Love The Dead love the dead before they're cold They're bluing flesh for me to hold Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing I love the dead before they rise No farewells, no goodbyes I never knew your rotting face While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave I have other uses for you, Darling We love the dead We love the dead, Yeah Go To Hell For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly For making us doubt our parents authority For choosing to be a living obscenity You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane You'd gift wrap a leper And mail him to your Aunt Jane You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your Grandma sick For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat Refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell Wish You Were Here I sent you a postcard Thought it would be funny Would have sent a souvenir But they took all my money It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny And I'm having a Hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I tried to call you I tried to call you Long distance operators that only stall you Besides the damn rates are so high They just appall you And I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here And I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here It started out on a nice vacation Left the station right on time Now it's turned to near frustration I'm just a prisoner in time Can't get a ticket to get me home, my dear And I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here Having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here Having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here Seeing all the sights here I'm getting lonely I'd show you all the film I took if they would only get ley me go home Dear, sincerely I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a Hell of time, my dear Wish you were here