"This is a security announcement - - 3178 will all remaining passengers
make their way to boarding gate zero"

"Welcome aboard Flight 3178 of WPA I'm your captain DW Love,
my co-pilot is - -, we will be flying to the outer rings
of Saturn and cruising at an altitude of... how many feet I don't know
but I'll look on the altimeter and keep you updated.
Meanwhile I'd just like you to sit on back and relax
and dig your heels in 'cos it's gonna be a bumpy ride fellows"