I'm tha only drunk (uh uh) dancin to tha funk (uh uh) I guess it's up to me (uh uh) to get this thing crunk I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi Eerybody seem up tight, I'm drunk so everythings allright Got a light? -yeah- right right kick back take a hit(take a hit) turn it up bump that shit(bump it) I'm dancin I'm groovin other people look at me and start movin everybody getting comfortable starting throwin up nice and full start dancin wild motherfuckers smile next thing you know they dincin too smoking weed drinking brew callin people up on their cellphone east palmdale homeboy its on I'm tha only drunk (uh uh) dancin to tha funk (uh uh) I guess it's up to me (uh uh) to get this thing crunk I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi I'm tha only drunk dancin to tha funk I guess it's up te me to get this thing crunk get high get drunk go bizarr standin up straight is major work drivin home I really hope it I can keep my eyelids open hope that exotic dancer answer roll cross country lost with the munchie looking for a country girl that will hunt me palmdale came back to me got down on her knees and blew me jumped up on my dick screaming man i love what she do to me I'm tha only drunk (uh uh) dancin to tha funk (uh uh) I guess it's up to me (uh uh) to get this thing crunk I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi Standin in the yard bumpin sounds see my homeboy in black and shout you blocking traffic back up and park you know I got a big fat blunt to spark other homeboys start cruisin by tryin to get drunk tryin to get high sidewalk looks like a gangstameeting khaki sack it system beating next thing you know I see a cop he's writing numbers down he don't stop wafle house late at night drunkers are gone highers ar kait fuck with the waitress but don't be rude bitch might spit all in my food (hey play that music innocent folks won't refuse it) but it in the studio then abuse it say you got high gentleman excuse it get drunk sag your pants if you all alone do your dance I'm tha only drunk (uh uh) dancin to tha funk (uh uh) I guess it's up to me (uh uh) to get this thing crunk I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi I'm tha life of tha party (uh uh) sippin on bacardi