Hey what's up, Dog Dirty? Hey, Po' Boy, check this shit out You better not pout You better not shout I'll slap yo' grandmama's dentures out Afroman is coming to town Hey I'm slapping her once I'm slapping her twice A no teeth blowjob feels real nice (slurp) Afroman is coming to town I know that you been smoking All my tumbleweed I looked into my dope sack All I seen was stems and seeds (cluck) Hey you better get dressed Hit the door Go to the dope spot and buy some more Afroman is coming to town All kinda states, all kinda cities All kinda women yelling "Sign my titties" Afroman is coming to town All the ladies in the crowd givin' me hugs And all the fellas givin' me noogs Afroman is coming to town The cops always know There's drugs at the show Before they get to the stage I smoke up all the 'dro Oh read me my rights Take me to jail The weeds all gone and I'm high as hell Afroman is coming to town Hey, Po' Boy Play a little sumthin sumthin, you know what I'm sayin'? Hey Dog Dirty Hey let me get a lighter man!