You keep a knockin' but you can't come in The way you love I adore You always come never know where you been But a, now I'm here baby to even the score You're up, you're down You're always running in place Triathlon if you please You're always beggin' me for a taste But ain't up to snuff if you sneeze Yak yak yak Lord you give me the bends Your head's in jail I'll call out the law Like The Reason A Dog Has so many friends He wags his tail instead of his tongue Your older sister She's a lot like you She likes to grab my microphone Now there ain't too much she won't do Especially when we're all alone You're up, you're down You're always runnin' in place Triathlon if you please Her mind's on rewind and erase But you might get shot, babe When you're shootin' the breeze Yak yak yak Lord you give me the bends Your heads in jail I'll call out the law That The Reason A Dog Has so many friends 'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue That The Reason A Dog Has so many friends 'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue Ooh ooh who who who whoooo Ooh ooh who who who whoooo Your older sister She's a lot like you And there ain't too much that she won't do Ooh ooh who who who whooo Ooh ooh who who who whooo There's always something That you got to say I lose my mind and then I surely fade away, yeah A yak yak yak Lord you give me the bends You're heads in jail Now look what you done That The Reason A Dog Has so many friends 'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue That The Reason A Dog Has so many friends He wags his tail instead of his tongue That The Reason A Dog Has so many friends 'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue...arf