Sitting on a castle On the floor with Esmeralda Waiting for the Geezer Captain Crunch to come around Feeling suicidal 'Coz of certain situations Hanging from the stairs Too long I think I'm coming down It's time to crash Losin? my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind Yeah it's time to crash Doin' tons of colon blow Stuffing it in every hole Miles high so am I Watching Jimi kiss the sky Salle diner becomes a blur With everybody jammin' Republicans begin to sin The batwings start a slamming It's time to crash Losin' my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind Maybe it's a little late but it's time to crash You drive me crazy Captain Billy Beemish Put a lamb up on a rack Thanks for coming Billy And we hope you're comin' back The castle will be waiting For the next bangers and mash Blanche and Marsha Reznick Put their marmite with their hash It's time to crash Losin' my mind, losin' my mind, losin' my mind Yeah it's time to crash