I am everyone's mom
Holding hands and cradling along
But moms wouldn't sit in their room all day
And wait for something to happen

Hey ma get off your butt
And get a part time job
Mom's wouldn't hide from their kids all day
And scribble in a song about doin so

I am everyone's mom
Because I like the ring of it
But if I was really your mom
You'd be at CPS by now