Yuppies are too healthy They eat too much sushi They make too much money And waste it all on tootski I hate yuppies, they're no good Same old bullshit in a new suit I hate yuppies, they're all bad Sniveling little idiots They make me mad They have stock in BMW They're buying all the condos Late nights at the offices Kiss up their bosses Yuppies are all helpless They're brain dead and useless Their broker's E.F. Hutton When they talk I don't listen