Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

Adam Sandler

(Mr. Spindel picks it up)
(Mr Spindel:)"Hullo!"
(Student: Whispering) "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" 
(Chuckling)
(Mr Spindel:) "Whut!?"
(Student: Whispering) "You're in for a big surprise tomorrow during 5th period!" 
(Chuckling)
(Mr Spindel:) "Hey! Who is this!"
(Student Hangs up phone)

(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Who is this!?"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Answer me!"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Who is this!?"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "For God's sake! Who are you!?"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"
(Dial tone)
(Mr Spindel:) "Hullo!"
(Dial tone)

[Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?"
[Recording continues]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please answer me!"
[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]
[Mr Spindel:] "Oh God! Who is this!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "WHY!? WHY!?"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Just tell me your name."
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Please."
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "I'm warning you!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "That's it!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you kids!!"
[Bleeping]
[Mr Spindel:] "Damn you!!"
[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
[Mr Spindel:] "Hullo?"
[Ted:] "Yeah, Bill."
[Mr Spindel:] "Oh, TED!"
[Ted:] "I've been trying to get through to you forever. 
Who have you been talking to?"
[Mr Spindel:] "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"