Why don't you pick up after your done? 
I'm not your slave 
I'm not your mother 
I'm not your maid 
I mean I've got a life too 
So fuck you! 

Why can't you be nicer to my friend? 
They're gonna be here soon 
Last time they were here 
You just sat in the bedroom 
Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou 
Fuck you! 

Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class? 
I only took it 'cause you like moo shu 
Fuck you! 

I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately 
Fuck you! 

Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off 
Fuck you! 

I had the beer at work, for God's sake 
Fuck you! 

By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tomorrow? 
Fuck you! 

I was just kidding, I want to hang out with you 
Why don't you ever take me to a play? 
Or a museum? 
There's an art gallery two blocks away 
And we've never been there 
We always do what you want to do 
Fuck you! 

You didn't notice 
I got new throw pillows for the sofa 
You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue 
Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me? 
You take me for granted 
Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch? 
I always try to look my best and you should too 
Fuck you! 

Why won't I ever get out of this relationship? 
You're such a jerk 
The only thing you do right is 
Tell me that you love me 
Well, I guess I love you too 
But fuck you! 
Seriously