Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here soon Last time they were here You just sat in the bedroom Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou Fuck you! Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class? I only took it 'cause you like moo shu Fuck you! I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting lately Fuck you! Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time off Fuck you! I had the beer at work, for God's sake Fuck you! By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tomorrow? Fuck you! I was just kidding, I want to hang out with you Why don't you ever take me to a play? Or a museum? There's an art gallery two blocks away And we've never been there We always do what you want to do Fuck you! You didn't notice I got new throw pillows for the sofa You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me? You take me for granted Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch? I always try to look my best and you should too Fuck you! Why won't I ever get out of this relationship? You're such a jerk The only thing you do right is Tell me that you love me Well, I guess I love you too But fuck you! Seriously