Well tie me up and hit me with a stick Beat me beat me Yeah, use a truncheon or a household brick Beat me beat me There's so much happiness behind these tears Beat me beat me I pray you'll beat me For ten thousand years Beat me beat me I'm black and blue baby I love you Be your dog For just one flog You don't hear me plead For you to make me bleed Beat me beat me Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Well use a truncheon or a cricket bat Beat me beat me A good beatings really where its at Beat me beat me