My baby says I mistreat her I don't know about that I only know when I beat her She like to call me a - She keeps on playing those b-side records All day long in the flat They're a little bit obscure she says I call her a - B-side baby And that's that She's just a b-side baby And that's a fact I think punk is an overused word As a matter of fact I hate joey ramone when he says He's gonna beat on a - He's going to find himself d-d-down an alley With his face beaten flat And a spray job in bright pink letters, saying B-r-a-t spells B-side baby