The murder happy characters have such fun They murder happy characters one by one You want a second chance But you don't get one And the good guys hate the bad guys And the bad guys hate the good guys And we call this making history And we call this making history And we call this making history And we call this making history The murder happy characters like to creep They murder little children while they sleep And leave you on the floor in a big red heap The murder happy characters say they know How to keep the crime rate way down low "Just nip it in the bud so it can't grow" And the good guys hate the bad guys And the bad guys hate the good guys And we call this making history And the good guys hate the bad guys And the bad guys hate the good guys And we call this making history