I saw a lady and she was naked I saw a lady she had no clothes on Seen her in the corridor Lying on her back on the floor Why she want to pick on me? She was -- naked I saw a lady and she was naked I saw a lady she had no clothes on I had a good look through the crack Footmarks up her back How did they get there? She was naked -- naked I saw a lady and she was naked I saw a lady she had no clothes on Now she's looking at me What's that rope I see? I don't like the look of those boots She was naked -- naked I don't wanna seem crude but she was nude Nude -- nude -- nude --nude