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1. Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher
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   And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher
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   All my friends at school
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   They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool
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   Nearly petrified Ôcos he was taken by surprise
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   When I kissed the teacher
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   Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher
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   My whole class went wild
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   As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
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   I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher

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R: One of these days
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   Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
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   One of these days
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   Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright

2. I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher
   Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher
   Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry
   And I couldnOt help it, I just had to kiss the teacher

R: One of these days...

3. What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher
   All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher
   My whole class went wild
   As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
   I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
   (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
   When I kissed the teacher
   (I wanna hug, hug him)
   When I kissed the teacher
   (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
   When I kissed the teacher
   (I wanna hug, hug him)
   When I kissed the teacher
   (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)