Illegally Blonde

Wynne

Hi

Ayy, what floor do you need?

Uh, 9 please

Oh, what's up on 9?

Uh, my studios up there, I'm a rapper

Oh...

What the fuck is going on?
(Ciph, don't be like that...)
She's a white girl from Portland!
What's she rapping about? The ski lodge?
With her parents Ted and Yankee Candle?
Playing Harry Potter Trivia?
Wearing those Burger Stock sandals
"Hi! I'm Lizzie McGuire from the rap game
And you're watching the Disney Channel!"
(That's not nice at all...)
She's out there drinking that La Croix water
Growing granola on her co-op urban rooftop farm
(I don't... I don't think you grow granola)
You grow granola!
(Ciph)
You know white people don't wash their legs right
(What?)
That's disgusting
She looks like one of those women that says:
"Can I speak to your manager?"
Ayo, yo
Let me speak to your manager
I'll damage ya, ya amateur
Me and my four friends got eight legs like a tarantula
(Oh, okay)
What she thinks she's tough?
What's this some kind of Illegally Blonde shit?
What's her gang? Delta Gamma Nu Nu, hehehe

Have a good day!

Yeah, you too