Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box Under the stairs In the corner of the basement In the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop You know the place Well anyway, Back then life was going swell And everything was just peachy! Except of course for the undeniable fact That every single morning My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of Sauer kraut for breakfast Dawww Big bowl of sauer kraut! Every single mornin'! It was driving me crazy! And I said to my mom, I said,