Hey-ho, Daddy's home! Heeeerrrreeee's Johnny!!! Where did everybody go??!! Goodbye Chicago, goodbye Miami skies, "ground control to Major Tom, my soul been psychodelisized..." They say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence and the meat is sweeter, it takes two to do the dance. Man, the girl is a dream! I ain't seen one like that since... They say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Well, the girl from New York digs Peter Tork and the girls from Milwaukee do the Walkie-Talkie. Cheerleaders in Atlanta do the boom-shagga-lagga, shouting "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!!" They walk and they walk and they talk and they talk and theywalkandtheywalkandthey talkandtheytalkandtheywalkand theywalkandtheytalkandtheytalk all night to get it right, but inside They say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence and the meat is sweeter, it takes two to do the dance. Man, the girl is a dream! I ain't seen one like that since... They say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence on the other side of the fence on the other side of the fence Jimmy's dad says "son, there's a small hotel, two high on Ten High and Chantilly. Man! I love the smell of another man's life. I love the smell of another man's wife. Strike while the iron's hot. I know it's wrong, but I can't stop. I love your mom, but I'm a bum and hey, c'mon..." They say the grass is greener on the other side of the fence and the meat is sweeter, it takes two to do the dance. Man, the girl is a dream! I ain't seen one like that since...