I heard you knocking on my cellar door 
 You started jonesing and came back for more 
 It's not a miracle 
 It's just a new kind of kick 

 You tried to call me on the telephone 
 Just like a dog you're looking for a bone 
 It's not a miracle
 You just don't give a shit 

 So loosen up on that waistband 
 And cut it loose in the wasteland 

 My my and-a boo-hoo 
 Mister Sister, what you gonna do? 
 Hi hi and-a ho ho 
 Mister Sister, where you gonna go? 

 My my and-a boo-hoo! 

 You told the papers that you quit that scene 
 You sold your story to the magazine 
 It wasn't chemistry 
 You turned a new kind of trick!

 You rode your unicycle 'round the block 
 You acted like you knew just when to stop 
 It's such a spectacle 
 You don't know when to quit - now you've got tics!


 So now you're puplic sanitation 
 Now you're the sewer of the nation 

 My my and-a boo-hoo 
 Mister Sister, what you gonna do? 
 Hi hi and-a ho ho 
 Mister Sister, where you gonna go? 

 My my and-a boo-hoo! 

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 My my and-a boo-hoo 
 Mister Sister, what you gonna do? 
 Hi hi and-a ho ho 
 Mister Sister, where you gonna go? 

 My my and-a boo-hoo 
 Mister Sister, what you gonna do? 
 Hi hi and-a ho ho.