This is called: The Continuing Saga Of The Classic Bummer, Or, Is This My Free One-Way Bus Ticket To Cleveland? I guess it all started The day my brand new car wouldn't Took it to this dealer They said it was a good'un He told me four hundred bucks would fix it But when I asked him 'bout the guarantee He just smiled and he told me "Slim, that ran out last week" I've been taken again I've been taken again Like singin' the blues If you snooze then you lose You'll be taken again We drove to this bar Outside of El Dorado Springs Gonna drink a case of Fat Tire Hear old Vince Herman sing They had this antlered rabbit on the wall Spiked horns and ears a foot tall Barefoot Kenny told me it was a Colorado jackalope I've been taken again I've been taken again Like singin' the blues If you snooze then you lose You'll be taken again Well later I took home This old nymphomaniac I couldn't get her In the sack She told me something in my eyes Had made her realize That she could never do that lustful thing with me I've been taken again I've been taken again Like singin' the blues If you snooze then you lose You'll be taken again People buy the records Think we're workin' so hard But we've been drinkin' in the studio Since five o'clock They're hangin' on every word Waitin' on the very next verse Hopin' things'll get better from here I'm thinkin' they're gonna get worse You'll be taken again Taken again Like singin' the blues If you snooze then you lose You'll be taken again Thank God you don't have to hear The take after this