We ain't East, we ain't West, we ain't left, we ain't right We ain't black, we ain't white, we just came here to drink We're all mud flaps and 'burbans, all ball caps and turbans All prom queens and strippers, we're the whole kitchen sink And in here, were the same, everyone knows your name We just raise up our glass, we don't give a rat's ass If you're a Democrat or republican We're happy to be here and that you can see We're just all drunk Americans We ain't second ex-wives, we ain't cowboys or redskins, Ain't preachers or kingpins, we're just having fun We're all suits and blue collars, short orders, long haulers Paper and plastic, too old and too young CEO's, GED's, DUI's, FBI's, BHD's And we raise up our glass, we don't give a rat's ass If your belly's too fat or your wallet's too thin We're happy to be here and that you can see We're just all drunk Americans La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a All drunk Americans We've been in, we've been out, we've been cool, we've been weird Thank God we're still here, in the land of the free And we all sing it wrong but we all sing a-long Sing a-long! We just raise up our glass, we don't give a rats ass If you're a Democrat or republican We're happy to be here and that you can see We're just all drunk Americans In these neon lights, we're all stars, we're all stripes And we're all drunk Americans