Oh, let me learn to drink like Janis So I can hold it down So I can party all night long Oh, let me learn to turn up the volume Just like Janis So I can blast them all away I'm always sick or sober I'm just a boring little dyke Where are you, Janis? You don't have to look for a drink in heaven Come down, come down Live through me Well, if I could learn to drink like Janis Then I could hold it down Then I could party my short life long Oh, if I could learn to turn up the volume Just like Janis Then I could blast them all away Blast them all away No longer sick or sober No longer a boring little dyke Where are you, Janis? You don't have to look for a drink in heaven Come down, come down And drink for me, and drink for me We're gonna blast them all away We're gonna blast them all away We're gonna blast them all away