If hate's a pleasure Then the well meaning isn't meant Valentine's treatment can make is all seem heaven sent Tempting - tempting - to keep it all a secret Tempting - tempting - but you know love's the treatment I only wish it was mine If he's playing cowboys or she's acting old Valentine's treatment can break pathetic moulds Take that boy who hates himself and can't wait to be sold Valentine's treatment can cure that twisted soul And love's a good word Til spread around like so much lies It takes that treatment to rediscover the surprise.