Here comes another song about Mexico Well I just can't help myself, I lost my old lady Got my lures, got my bobbers Now I'm gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found a hooker and lost my erection So I had to lie In the letter to the boys back home (Had to lie, had to lie) Well the good guys and the bad guys Well they never work past noon around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer And here comes the same old verse about Mexico We just can't help ourselves, we lost our old ladies Got our lures, got our bobbers Now we're gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found some hookers and lost our erections So we had to lie In the letter to the boys back home (Had to lie, in the letter to the boys back home) Well the good guys and the bad guys Well they never work past noon around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer Now the good guys and the bad guys Well they never work past noon around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer Now the good guys and the bad guys Well they never work past noon around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer