It never snows in LA So Santa don't bring me a sleigh I'll leave a key by our door 'Cause there's no chimney anymore Remember where you are You'd better bring your car 'Cause Santa there's no snow in LA When Christmas comes It's gonna be A little strange to me I used to live up in The mountains now I'm by the sea I wonder if old Santa knows My family's moved away I'd feel much better If I wrote him a letter Here is what I'd say It never snows in LA So Santa don't bring me a sleigh I'll leave a key by our door 'Cause there's no chimney anymore Remember where you are You'd better bring your car 'Cause Santa there's no snow in LA I'll build a snowman out of sand And surf each winter day And try to learn those different games The Californians play I know that Santa's very smart He'd never let me down I think I'd better write him a letter And tell him where I can be found It never snows in LA So Santa don't bring me a sleigh I'll leave a key by our door 'Cause there's no chimney anymore Remember where you are You'd better bring your car 'Cause Santa there's no snow in LA It never snows in LA So Santa don't bring me a sleigh I'll leave a key by our door 'Cause there's no chimney anymore Remember where you are You'd better bring your car 'Cause Santa there's no snow in LA