You're probably wondering
Why I'm here 
And so am I 
So am I 
Just as much as you wonder 
'Bout me bein' in this place 
Yeah! 
That's just how much I marvel 
At the lameness on your face 
You rise each day the same old way 
And join your friends out on the street 
Spray your hair 
And think you're neat 
I think your life is incomplete 
But maybe that's not for me to say 
They only pay me here to play 

I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solo 

You're probably wondering 
Why I'm here 
And so am I 
So am I 

Just as much as you wonder 
'Bout me starin' back at you 
Yeah! 
That's just how much I question 
The corny things you do 

You paint your face and then you chase 
To meet the gang where the action is 
Stomp all night 
And drink your fizz 
Roll your car and say "Gee whiz!" 
You tore a big hole in your convertible top 
What will you tell your Mom and Pop? 

Mam, I tore a big hole in the convertible 

You're probably wondering 
Why I'm here 
And so am I 
So am I 

Just as much as you wonder 
If I mean just what I say 
Yeah! 
That's just how much I question 
The social games you play 

You told your Mom you're stoked on Tom 
And went for a cruise in Freddie's car 
Tommy's asking 
Where you are 
You boogied all night in a cheesy bar 
Plastic boots and plastic hat 
And you think you know where it's at? 
Yeah! 

You're probably wondering 
Why I'm here 
(Not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)