I lost my heart among the waves I wait to feel it sink The girl I love has gone to sea Whilst I stand on the brink To my dismay she gives her ship more love than ever I got And I am left upon the shore For my love's become A pirate When first I heard I was on board Its quite a sexy look The hat looks good and I was pleased But neither hand was a hook The eye-patch was a turn on Even the sword I thought quite hot The peg-leg might have been a touch too much When my wife became a pirate For half a moon we sailed the seas And other vessels sank And though my cohorts did mutiny I bid them walk the plank But now our mid ship had been scuppered Our love succumbed to dry-rut And I am left to stay the course For my love has become a pirate I wait to hear her crows nest call And spy me off the bow Ignore the sirens calling that She lies in the locker now So I stand alone, upon the bay And cannot help but cry lots Its a land lovers life to curse the day My love became a pirate