Never underestimate a cow
(Never underestimate a cow)

Never underestimate a cow
That's the mistake that ends your journey now
When you underestimated my cow
That was the moment I knew I'd take you down

You think that cows are lazy
Sitting, munching grass (sitting, munching grass)
But if you cross them, they'll snap and beat your
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ass

Move out the way
Move or you'll pay
You can be spared if you repent
But her ass-whoopings are never two percent

But her ass-whoopings are never two percent

You hacked the surveillance cameras
But made a simple blunder
You didn't prepare for a face off
With a massive, milky udder

You dodged the Louvre's lasers
And rappelled from the roof (down from the roof)
But you can't defeat my hairy friend
With four stomachs and four hoofs

Move out the way
Move or you'll pay
You can leave this path for another
Or she'll churn your ass up like butter

Or she'll churn your ass up like butter