If it weren't for those pesky kids We'd have got away with it If it weren't for those meddling fools We'd have carried out our evil plans We'd have turned the whole world to sand If it weren't for those pesky kids We'd have got away with it If it weren't for those pesky kids We'd have got away with it If it weren't for those meddling fools "Who said why should I go to school? When all that I learn in there Is how to strip the planet bare" If it weren't for those pesky kids We'd have got away with it They were supposed to be brain dead and lazy Stealing their future was meant to be easy But they just didn't swallow our lies And they wouldn't roll over and die If it weren't for those pesky kids We'd have got away with it If it weren't for those meddling fools We'd have carried out our evil plans We'd have turned the whole world to sand And if it weren't for those pesky kids We'd have got away with it