I am my own invention
I am a one man show
The centre of attention
Bathing in the glow
I'm making conversation
I'm talking really fast
I'm saying things that'll come back
To bite me in the ass

I am the life and soul of the party…

Tell me what makes you tick
Let me pick your brains
I wanna drive my artic
Down your memory lane
I've got a million questions
I could go on for years
I wanna make a connection
And dribble in your ear

I am the life and soul of the party…

Though I can hardly stagger
I'm taking to the floor
I've got them moves like Jagger
After a drink or four
I do not like this music
I'm gonna intervene
Just put my pod on shuffle
I've got every song there has ever been

I am the life and soul of the party…

I'm saying stupid things now
I'm playing stupid games
I'm spilling people's drinks now
I'm dropping people's names
I'm stumbling over sentences
I'm talking to my beer
I'm mumbling to myself because
I'm all alone in here