Mar-a-Lago by the sea An enchanted melody Mar-a-Lago, dare I dream That someday I will be Within your walls again All the sycophants and narcs All the cannibals and sharks A secluded paradise Of spies and cypress trees Mar-a-Lago by the sea Cheating losers on the greens Swapping wives for beauty queens Making turgid wedding speeches Entertaining fascist leeches Mar-a-Lago, how I miss The golden johns in which I pissed All that ostentatious wealth The paintings of myself When I was young and free LA, New York and Chicago Can't compare with Mar-a-Lago A secluded paradise Where I should rightly be Mar-a-Lago by the sea Mar-a-Lago by the sea Mar-a-Lago by the sea