East coast! Fuck you! East coast! Fuck you! East coast! Fuck you! E! A! S! T! You can say we're weather martyrs, But snow and ice makes us rock harder Punkers should be pale and pasty The pizza here is fierce and tasty East coast! Fuck you! East coast! Fuck you! East coast! Fuck you! NYC! Boston! (DC!) Philly! Jersey! We go out west and play some shows Then we know it's time to go Pack the truck and drive on back New York's better and that's a fact East coast! Fuck you! East coast! Fuck you! East coast! Fuck you!